Looking for a clever slump marketing tagline

I am looking to paraphrase Yogi Berra’s famous line “When you come to a fork in the road, take it” s it applies to slump marketing (aka recession marketing).

What do you think of these?

1) “When you come to a slump in the road — keep moving.”

2) “When you come to a slump in the road — keep looking up.”

3) “When you come to a slump in the road — slump on through.”

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